Fun Home

AUDIO	VIDEO	
	TEXT ON SCREEN: FUN HOME – This production played April 13, 208 until May 20, 2018 at the CAA Theatre	
	TEXT ON SCREEN: “Come to the Fun Home” featuring Hannah Levinson, Jasper Lincoln, Liam MacDonald	
ALLISON: Fun Home commercial: take 	ALLISON, CHRISTIAN, and JOHN dance around a casket in the family funeral home	
seven million billion thousand!		
(MUSIC)		
♩Your uncle died. You're feeling low. You've got 		
♩to bury your mama but you don't know where to go.		
♩Your papa needs his final rest		
♩You got, you got, you got to give him the best!		
♩Come to the Fun Home		
♩That's the Bechdel Funeral Home, baby		
♩The Bechdel Fun Home		
♩Next to Baker's Department Store in the street		
♩the Bechdel Fun Home		
♩We take dead bodies every day of the week, so		
♩You've got no reason to roam		
♩Use the Bechdel Funeral Home		
♩What it is, what it is, ooh ooh ooh		
♩What it is, what it is, now baby		
♩Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me		
♩Here come the judge, here come the judge, baby		
♩Our caskets are set in line		
♩We've got so many models guaranteed to blow your mind		
♩You know our mourners are so satisfied		
♩They like, they like, they like our formaldehyde. Ya!		
♩Here with the Fun Home		
♩That's the Bechdel Funeral Home, baby		
♩Come to the Fun Home		
We've got Kleenex and your choice of song		
♩Stop by the Fun Home		
♩Think of Bechdel when you need to embalm		
♩You've got no reason to roam		
♩Use the Bechdel Funeral Home		
♩What it is, what it is, ooh ooh ooh		
♩What it is, what it is, ooh ooh ooh		
♩Tell them what we got		
♩Tell them what we got, Tito		
♩What else do we got?		
♩What else do we got, you guys?		
ALLISON: Smelling salts for if you're queasy		
JOHN: Folding chairs that open easy		
CHRISTIAN: These are cool. You know what they are? Flags of madness for your car		
JOHN: These are wire and 		
they hold flowers		
ALLISON: Here's a sign for the names and the hours		
CHRISTIAN: Stand right here when you sign the book		
JOHN: this is called an aneurysm hook. En guarde!		
♩Come to the Fun Home		
♩Ample parking down the street		
♩Here at the Fun Home		
♩Body price that can't be beat		
♩You'll love the Fun Home		
♩In the hearse is a backwards seat		
♩That's why we made up this poem		
♩We're the Bechdel Funeral Home		
♩What it is, what is now baby!